Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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I’m In a Sexy French Depression

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I’m In a Sexy French Depression

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My eyes are dark from sadness

My lips are red from pain

My bosom 'eaves with sobs

I'm in a sexy French depression

I walk, oh, so slowly

I can only breathe and sigh, oh!

My bed smells like a tampon

I'm in a sexy French depression

J’ai acheté un livre sur John Wayne Gacy, en ligne

Je repasse mes vieilles conversations

Sur AOL Instant Messenger avec mon mec à la Fac

Je me branle sur un film porno

En me demandant comment ces filles ont pu en arriver là

Ooh, chocolat!

I black out with dessert wine

Oui, je suis garbage

This grout needs to be redone

I'm in a sexy French depression

Je peux résoudre mes problèmes

En faisant des fixations sur tous mes cafouillages

Et toutes les façons de foutre en l’air ma vie au-delà

De toute réparation

Si je réfléchis assez sérieusement je finirai

Par avoir la réponse, mais j’ai oublie quelle était la question

I'm in a sexy French depression

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