Let's Have Intercourse

Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you

I don't know what happened

Maybe you lost some weight

For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list

Let's get this over with

So I can focus on other tasks

Let's have intercourse

(Let's have intercourse)

Just pretend I'm seducing you

Come on, let's quickly have intercourse

(Let's quickly have intercourse)

So I can move on with my life

My busy life

You and I are both highly intelligent people

Although I'm in much better physical shape

Once we do it, it'll be like

Well, that's what that was like

And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me

But right now let's have intercourse

(Let's have intercourse)

I mean, obviously you want to, too

Just super quickly have intercourse

(Super quickly have intercourse)

You could use the exercise

Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not

My body wants things that make my mind go: Uh, body, what?

We're animals, it's unfortunate

So come on, let's contortion it

I won't be back to normal till

I see what your nipples look like

They're probably straightforward nipples

I won't know for sure

Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it

And we super quickly

It'll only take a second

Have intercourse

(Have intercourse)

Let's have intercourse

Good thing I happen to have an old condom in my wallet