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Artist: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Canonical path: /crazy-ex-girlfriend/loves-not-a-game
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Love’s Not a Game
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Love’s Not a Game
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[White Josh]
How dare you play with love?
Have you no decency?
Love is what created him
And him, and her, and me
How dare you play with love?
Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir?
[PAULA]
I think the word is just ma'am
[White Josh]
Love is what unites me and you
And him and her and him
And him and me as well
JK LOL
Let's do this!
Love's not a game, love's not a game
None of us would ever say love's a game
That would be bad, you can be sure-a
But I'm in the mood to wear this cool fedora
[All]
Love's not a game, love's not a game
We would never play with love like it's a game
[Jim]
But if we did
[Tim]
And that would be wrong
[Jim & Tim]
We'd put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong
[Hector]
Oh, interesting, I'll double that
[Paula]
I'll triple that
[Kevin]
Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses
[Heather]
They're our dear friends, they are not horses
[Darryl]
Their love is pure, groom meets bride
[Maya]
So we'd never soil it with a death pool on the side
[Mrs. Hernandez]
Josh, age 52, parasailing accident
[Maya]
That's so smart. Same
[White Josh]
Love's an endgame, but it's not a game
[George]
Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change
[Valencia]
Put 30 on red, poetically
For red's the color of a heart that beats free
Red is also Greg
It's Greg
[All]
We definitely shouldn't do this
We definitely shouldn't do this
This is bad, this is bad
We're going to hell, this is bad
[Father Brah]
I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school
[AJ]
Preschool?
[Father Brah]
No, priest school
I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it's cool
[All]
Jesus said it's cool!
[Sunil]
Bills, bills, broadway playbills
Flops only appreciate over time
[All]
Odds! Sixes! Dice! Monogamy!
[White Josh]
Love's not a game, love's not a game
That being said, let's make it rain
While Cupid flies in from above
[All]
The group mind has decided to bet on love
Love's not a game, love's not a game
Love's not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails
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