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Artist: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Canonical path: /crazy-ex-girlfriend/my-sperm-is-healthy
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My Sperm Is Healthy
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My Sperm Is Healthy
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[Darryl]
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
[Mrs. Hernandez]
Oh God, this is gonna be gross
[Darryl]
My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
I'm like Warren Buffett
I got so much of it
That's what my doctors tell me
My point is in a nutshell
Each time I bust, I bust well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stoppin' me
'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
And all the surrogates be screamin'
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got the best sperm in the biz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
[Mrs. Hernandez]
Brad, you too?
[Darryl]
Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowin' eggs up like a pager
Every lady's gettin' fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
My sperm shines brighter than the Sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes
Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is inseminate you
With my sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed
[Lawyers]
His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!
[All]
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
My sperm just aced the quiz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy
[Mrs. Hernandez]
Congratulations
[Darryl]
Thank you
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