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Artist: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Canonical path: /crazy-ex-girlfriend/research-me-obsessively
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Research Me Obsessively
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Research Me Obsessively
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[Anna]
Hey, what are you doing for the next, like, thirteen hours?
Don't do anything healthy
Don't be productive
Give in to your desire
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find out everything you can about me
You know you want to dig for me relentlessly
Uh-huh!
Using every available search tool
And all forms of social media
[Valencia]
Yes
[Anna]
You know you want to look at my Instagram
But it's private
So Google me until you find out where I went to high school
And then set up a fake Instagram account
Using the name and the photo
Of someone that went to my high school
And hope that I remember that person a little bit
[Rebecca]
Ah, no
[Anna]
Then request access to my private Instagram
From the fake account
And in the meantime, scour my work Instagram account
'Cause that one's public
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find an actual picture of my parents' house on Google Maps
You know you want to hunt for me tirelessly
Uh-huh!
It's not stalking 'cause the information is all technically public
[Rebecca]
That's true, that's true!
[Valencia]
Very true
[Anna]
Check out every guy I used to date
And deduce who broke up with who
Based on the hesitation in our smiles
So many unanswered questions
Did I go to the University of Texas?
Am I an EMT?
Is that my obituary, in which I'm survived
By my loving husband Eddie of fifty years
Children Susan and Matthew
And grandchild Stephanie?
Wait, no, that's just all people with my same name
[Rebecca & Valencia]
Oh!
Or is it?
Pay only $9. 99 on a background check website
To know for sure
[Rebecca]
I'll do it, yeah
[Valencia]
Yah!
[Anna]
So don't stop
Just research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
And in lieu of flowers
Donate to other me's favorite charity
[Rebecca]
Aw!
[Anna]
Research me
Just research me
And research me
And research me
Oops, it's three days later
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