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Artist: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
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The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
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[Maya]
You say you're broken up, that it's over
Yes, you've both been 'bout as stubborn as can be
[Rebecca]
You tell 'em, maya!
[Maya]
But we see from afar
Just how cute you are
And the thought of it makes everyone all squee
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
Squee! Squee! Squee!
[Tim]
We don't know why you're fightin' the inevitable
[Rebecca]
With ya, timmy!
[Tim]
It's clear to us that you are both soulmates
Plus, you're kinda the only two
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People I know, so to me, it's clearly fate
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
Fate, fate, fate!
[White Josh]
You need to get out more, tim
[Maya]
It's confirmed
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
It's confirmed
[Tim]
It's official
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
It's official
[Tim and Maya]
The group mind has decided you're in love
[Aj]
Court adjourned
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
Court adjourned
[Rebecca]
Now kiss a little
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
Kiss a little
The mass mob has declared that you're in love
Love, love, love!
[White Josh]
Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now?
[Rebecca]
Yes, and this is a welcome distraction
Now, you might say we just need a distraction
[Darryl]
You just said that!
[Rebecca]
Sh!
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go la la la la when you swear
That there's nothing there
[Aj]
You're love's the only reason I survive
[Darryl]
Sorry, what's your name again?
[Rebecca]
It's confirméd
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
It's confirméd
[Aj]
It's ah-fficial
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
It's ah-fficial
[Rebecca and Aj]
The group mind has decided you're in love
[Aj]
Say yes to long term!
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
Say yes
[Rebecca]
Look what I whittled
[Rebecca, Maya, Aj, and Tim]
Hot dang!
The mass mob has decided you're in love
Love, love, love!
[Tim]
Everybody stretch, time to dance!
[Darryl]
What are you guys doing here?
[Paula]
We all want you back together, too
[Darryl]
Who is this guy?
[Paula]
I needed a dance partner
And I've had a really hard week
So please let me have this
[White Josh]
Okay, so this is not about us at all
[Darryl]
They're just randomly doing ballet now?
[White josh]
It's hard to follow
That is not the correct dance language for this piece
[Nathaniel]
Stop it! Leave these guys alone!
For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends
With someone you've broken up with!
[Tim]
Do you really believe that?
[Nathaniel]
No, I just wanted to be in the number
[All]
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
Dance, dance, dance, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance, yay!
It's confirmed! (wee-ha!)
It's official! (yee-hoo!)
The group mind has decided you're in love
[Maya]
Hey, where'd they go?
[Tim]
Who cares?
[All]
Horse!
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