Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Canonical path: /crazy-ex-girlfriend/theres-no-bathroom
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There’s No Bathroom
Read There’s No Bathroom lyrics by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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There’s No Bathroom
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There's no bathroom, there's no bathroom
If she needs to use the bathroom
Tell her that there is no bathroom
Please don't pee in my balloon
This maybe a bit more bumpy
Than a plane ride or a taxi
But I promise it is worth it
And your lady, she will swoon
Please don't poop in my balloon
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