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Artist: Crotchduster
Canonical path: /crotchduster/cain-sings-the-blues
Related lyric paths: 6
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Cain Sings The Blues
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Cain Sings The Blues
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My pants is tight
And my balls is long
My o is itchin
From this camel hair thong
My legs is sweaty
And my mind is too
Skip skiffington
Is the last angry jew
My hands is hairy
And my sight is gone
Because my willys been
Inside your mom
When i was 52 i had 3 balls
I bury living cats inside my walls
Girls are screaming
Boys are crying
Uncle teddys fish are dying
I got ghonorrea when i
Butt fucked a dead armadillo
Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter
Beat the shit out of your brother
Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy
(jim's insightful speech)
Gangleosis streaming dreams
Woke up in a box of beans
Wizards dragons demons blizzards
Stuff your rectum full of gizzards
Beavers in my ssl
I condemn them all to hell
Drinking beer out of your ass
Fuck your mom with broken glass
I hope mom will be home soon
So i can get some tasty poon
Shoots and ladders getting fatter
Puppy soup is not for me
Williamsburg upon the wall
Who says williams best of all
I'll throw liquid on your console
If i dont take my haldol
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