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Artist: Crotchduster
Canonical path: /crotchduster/crotchopus
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Crotchopus
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Crotchopus
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Lets get in the van
Go to molly browns
I've been saving money for a month
If they close it down
We'll start a riot
Their damn atm charges ten dollars
Mystical vaginas are in my face
I smell the aroma of the gods
I'll give you the money
I brought with me
If you'll friction grind upon my rod
I'm done
That was like ten seconds
I got balls
(backwards stripper face)
I'd stick my hand right up her cartoon box
Too bad for her we dont have cartoon cocks
I'd like to give her a semen dip
Jessica rabbits got them cartoon tits
My dicks not hard it's just drawn that way
And we both know that the rabbits gay
I'd shoot up roger with some poison gas
So i could fuck you in your cartoon ass
Girl with a big face
I saw you at the bus stop
From a mile away
Even though it was really dark
Girl with a big face i love you more each day
Even though you're face
Is as big as a dinner plate
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