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Chocolate Cake

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Chocolate Cake

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Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber

May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown

I don't know what tune the orchestra played

But it went by me sickly sentimental

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake

Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner

And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek

And the sugar that dripped from the violin's bow made the children go crazy

Put a hole in the tooth of a hag

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake

Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

And dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate

Cars are shooting by with no number plates

And here comes Missis Hairy legs

I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven

And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257

Now the excess of fat on your American bones

Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake

Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Kathy Straker boy could she lose some weight

Can I buy another slice of real estate

Liberace must be laughing in his grave

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