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Artist: Cumbeast
Canonical path: /cumbeast/schlong-kong
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Schlong Kong
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Schlong Kong
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My uncle ronald never had a pet,
Twisted man is a vietnam vet
He's a pervert and patriotic man
Fetish to cum everywhere he can
Telling me story's about the whores of saigon
Had a cock so large they called him
Schlong kong
Serialcummer schlong kong went to nam'
Goal to have as much pussy he can
Balls full of cum he went to saigon
To fuck and kill
Gun and cock both loaded,
Looking for cunts to kill
Stars and stripes
Tattooed into his scarred dick
Schlong kong is the man
The bitches like to lick
Sperm all around, whore come and taste
Don't want my quality cum to go to waste
Fat bloated ronald sure likes to cum,
Even he's a old fuck and looks like a bum
Endless supply of semen in his sack
I have a hard time covering his back
He lurks into neighborhood to jizz around,
Leaving cum stains
Everywhere to be found
Police is always after him,
They think he's after kids
Want to lock him in
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