Purple Hills

I've been so many places

I've seen so many faces

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple hills

I climbed the highest mountain

Once or twice but who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and yellow purple hills

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of law suits inside her palms

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by 6 people

And 5 I hit

Ah shit

I started a mosh pit

Squashed a chick

And lost the foster kids

This room makes me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losing weight

Till I see dumb stuff start happenin'

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again

So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce

I said c'mon bounce

Everybody in the house doing mass amounts

To the women in the thongs with their asses out

We don't bullshit, better ask around

D12 throws the bombest bash in town

Bizarre, your mom is crashing now

Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

He upstairs wrestling with Elton John

Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?

It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone

Yeah I took them all though

with some parmesian

And I think my arm is gone

Yo, it's probably numb

Young dumb and full of cum

And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue

You scary ass it was a false alarm

Think they're about to die when I just got on

Stop acting stupid

Your so high

That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit

I think I did too much

I think I got the runs

Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums

Watch out HERE it COMES!

Dirty Dozen

80 of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out

And date each other

Some-, something, something, something

Something, something, something, something i dunno

Ayo, pop pills

Pills I pop

Pop 2 pills

On stilts I walk

Snorted two lines that were filled with chalk

Thought it was incredible I killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away

Like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray

I'm a go for broke

I hope you don't

Pack up my nose with coke

*cough cough cough*

It must have broke the choke

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ahh, poor baby

Born by whore lady

Now I'm paying child support

(Its You're baby!)

I take four shots at one time

I don't need to chase when I'm swallowing mine

(Hey!) You got any room

Bizarre hatch back

We can't go far

Cuz the car has flats

Why the hell you people think I rap?

Because my mother taught me

How to breach contracts

If you got cash

then hide it to

(Swift, chill)

I be tryin to get by like you

And i don't give a damn

If u find me rude

Mean, crude

the hell with you too

I only need three blunts and I'm cool

I just got some and I'm going back soon

I'm at rave

Looking at a babe

Like she want it

Gin and tonic demonic

Body smelt like vomit

Looney, crazy, chumpy, sexy, dopey headed guy

Whipped cream, dirty mattresses

Wanna try

Blue hills, golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill (Yea right!)

Chick I'm for real

Shut your mouth you dirty girl

You know you want me in your world

Ladies, please don't fight

Bizarre's here all night!!!