My band

[Eminem]

I don't know dude

I think everybody's all jealous and shit

'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude

And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because...

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These chickys

don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]

So I get off stage right, drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer in D-12 baby"

They're all like "Oh my God it's him"

"Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem"

"I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock"

"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and the panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like siblin' rivalry

'cause they're back on stage the next night with me

"Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me"

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

'cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

This rock star shit, it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me because

Chorus

My band (9x)

[Swifty]

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?

Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)

And what the hell is wrong with that dressing room

'cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, it's simple but

all I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map

Doin' jumpin' jacks while get whipped on my back

[Kuniva] Look him little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

[Kon Artis] Yeah I know man find himself takin' on a flick

[Kuniva] Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

[Eminem] No! I had an interview, not you two

[Kuniva] You gonna be late for soundcheck

[Kon Artis] Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

[Kuniva] But our mics are screwed up

[Kon Artis] And his always sound best

You know what man I'ma say somethin'

[Kuniva] Aiyo Em (You got somethin' to say?!)

[Kon Artis] Man no

[Kuniva] I thought you 'bout to tell him off, man what's up

[Kon Artis] Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

[Kuniva] Man I was 'bout to talk right after you I swear, I

swear man

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[Proof]

They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement parks

I'ma go let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear... (Hey dude I love your band!)

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys they can find every area code (Proof carry my

bag)

Bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Bizarre]

God damn it I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loop

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Till Kon Artis, slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video, I was in the back

Superman video, I was in the back

Fuck the media, I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall, ask us a question

Like who's D-12, how we get started (But what about Eminem?)

Bitch, are you retarded?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy)

Then he told me to do sit-ups to get buff

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up

Fuck D-12, I'm outta this band

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

and it just tares my ass apart to know that you don't know my

name

[Bizarre]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (haha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck

Marshall)

'cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (yeah)

All because I'm the lead singer...

[Eminem] My band (9x)

[Bizarre] (In background)

The hottest boy band in the world

D12!

[Eminem] (as a salsa singer)

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girl's to take off their underpants

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants, my salsa

Where'd everybody go?