Everybody Were Stoned

I took my baby

to the hospital 'cause

she ate up so many balls

she had forgotten who I was

The nurse told me "baby

don't you worry 'bout her

Then shoved a spike

into her own arm

and fell down limp on the floor

I called my buddy and said

"Oh man I need some help"

But he was so drunk

he couldn't stop laughing, oh hell

I got in the cab and said

"Let's get away from here"

But the driver couldn't drive

'cause he was all

soaked up in beer

Everybody were

Everybody were stoned

I got to my granny's house and

I rang her bell and she took me in

And I asked her for some water

but she said" No way, dear -

You need some heroin"

I got in the church and said

"Oh Lord take me back!"

but all the congregation

was smoking crack

Everybody were

Everybody were stoned

Stoned

Stoned

Stoned