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Artist: Damn Laser Vampires
Canonical path: /damn-laser-vampires/i-wanna-be-an-old-bitch
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I Wanna Be An Old Bitch
Read I Wanna Be An Old Bitch lyrics by Damn Laser Vampires on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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I Wanna Be An Old Bitch
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Snow slammin' in
Snow slammin' in
The rackets and their jackets
The long Halloween
Every boy and every girl's a shooting star
I'd be home but they've created the bars
And I gotta tell you that I'm
So self-destroyed
Cloistered by numbers
Six six six, beast of apocalypse, son
I wanna be an old bitch
In four
three two one
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