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Artist: Dance Hall Crashers
Canonical path: /dance-hall-crashers/java-junkie
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Java Junkie
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Java Junkie
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It started when he was just a young boy
Coffee soon became his favorite toy
A cup in the morining began his day, soon he was drinking coffee all
day
Java junkie--always has a cup of
Java junkie--never gets enough of
Java junkie--drinking coffee all day
Java junkie--to a coffee god he prays
He's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack
You can't be sure of that
His parents found his new found addiction
So they hid all the coffee away in the kitchen
Nothing could stop him, they knew it was true
He was totally hooked on the java brew
Java junkie--always has a cup of
Java junkie--never gets enough of
Java junkie--drinking coffee all day
Jave junkie--to a coffee god he prays
He's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack
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