Oh Well, So What!

Who cares if I don't wear any underwear

Oh well, if you don't like me I don't care

So what, what the hell, who's got the time

Who cares, if this line doesn't rhyme

This guy walks up to me and turns to my left ear

Says he loves the band and can he buy me a beer

Says he knows this dude and he knows that dude

Says he plays guitar, he's gonna get tattooed

Oh well, so what, who cares

I don't care

Now I hate to be rude, I must end the conversation

Just wasn't in the mood for ego masturbation

His rap made me sick, his breath was really stale

I was lookin' for the door, I think it's time to bail

Oh well, so what, who cares

I wasn't listening anywya

Oh well, so what, who cares

I don't care

I was chasin' some poon, I mean I was in the hole

Her panties up her ass, she was ready to go

Could have been my imagination or it could have been true

I had a lovely vision of me droppin' some goo

Her engines were runnin' she was burnin' red hot

And I don't give a damn if she's ready or not

Man, I could just see her leavin' when I said let's take a chance

Too bad I left my rubbers in my other pants

Should I take a bath, smells like I'm stinkin' up to high heaven

Oh well, so what

Should I get a life, I just applied at the Seven Eleven

Oh well, so what

And if I change the world, I'll do it with a beer in my hand

Oh well, so what

Don't when I'm done, I'm gonna recycle that can

I don't care

I don't care