Help Let Me Go

He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea

With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be

Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land

And he got bitten by a radioactive man

Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man

Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend

He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him

In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems

If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go

Help, let me go, let me go tonight

You'll scream, help, let me go

Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me

She was just a lady, not a care in the world

'Till she saw some grown men (grown men), kidnapping a girl

She said help, let me go, so she sprung into action

Then she looked right at a necklace

And became Scarlett Johansson

Then she kicked all their asses, Varli, savior of the masses

Don't know where that necklace came from

Love more, hate less, that's the message

Dolphin Man saw her on TV and gave her a call

They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world (Ohh)

Then they saved the president from an alien race

It was all over the news, he was screaming in space

Like, help, let me go, help, let me go

Help, let me go, let me go tonight

He said, help, let me go, help, let me go

Help, let me go, stop kidnapping me

Help, let me go, help, let me go

Help, let me go, let me go tonight

He said, help, let me go, help, let me go

Help, let me go, stop kidnapping me