I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Every Christmas I'm a very good boy

I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy

But Santa never brings the right toy

I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy

But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know (You know)

You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat (Oh)

You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow (Oh)

The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro

And so

This Christmas gon' be special to me

I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key

I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him "please"

'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree

I wanna be Santa Claus

So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

When I hear those reindeer paws

I'm gonna break the law

This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list

And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

Nothing against him, it's just business

I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

I made a list and checked it twice (Oh)

For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life

And I found none

I'll travel at the speed of light

If I'm Santa now does mean that I sleep with Santa's wife?

'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah)

Fire in my fireplace (Oh)

Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay

He gon' die, son

I'mma wake up Christmas day

With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make

They're my prisoners

I'll never understand why this is

The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is

How do people not believe that Santa exists?

In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these gifts they didn't buy?

I wanna be Santa Claus

So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

When I hear those reindeer paws

I'm gonna break the law

This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list

And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

Nothing against him, it's just business

I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas