Rollin'

(Let's roll!)

Yeah, that's right, we're going dummy tonight, son

We're going dum-dum

This that good shit

We goin' silly, gettin' dumb on that hood shit

We're gettin' faded, goin' numb on the dance floor

We goin' crazy, throwing bills in the bathroom

We gettin' loose and poppin' pills

Now I'm gone

I can't walk straight and the whole room spinnin'

I can't find my friend, man, I think he went missin' (where'd he go)

Looked all around, but I got too dizzy

Got bumped in the back by a rogue dude whippin'

Now I'm trippin' in the club

Slippin' in the club

Accidentally all up in this dude's business at the club (sorry)

Now he's givin' me a shove

And I'm fallin' over chairs

Tryin' to catch my balance, but I end up fallin' down the stairs (aah!)

Now I'm breakin' all my bones

And I'm fallin' real fast

And I barrel towards the door

And I break through the glass (ah!)

And I land on my ass

Now I'm slidin' down the street (wee)

The club's on top of a hill

So I'm pickin' up speed

Now I'm scared

I don't think I've gone so fast in all my life

All the roads are frozen over, so I'm slidin' on this ice

I can't catch myself

I just keep on rollin' like some dice

I just rolled right through the night

Fell asleep and now it's light

Now I'm rollin' and floppin'

Try to slow, I'm not stoppin'

People jumpin' out the way

They be leapin' and hoppin'

I roll right through a Gucci store

But there's no time for shoppin'

I accidentally steal a bunch of shit

They call in the cops and

Now I can hear the fuckin' sirens and the tires squeal

They called the SWAT Team, helicopters, it's a whole ordeal

I try to pray to Jesus, even he don't want to take the wheel

I catch my balance for a sec

Then slip on a banana peel

Next thing you know, I'm rollin' through the park and now I'm takin' people down

Plowin' through a group of strollers, takin' babies to the ground

I'm apologizing, but my voice is drowned out by the sound of babies crying

But it fades as I approach another town

Now I have to make a tricky decision

Hit a bus of old people or a couple of children

Never really thought of myself as an ethical man

But after meditating on it I came up with a plan, I'm gonna (too late!)

Hit 'em both on accident and they blew up mMy bad)

Caught a glimpse of a TV playin' the news and they're on the phone with my dad (hi)

He's tellin' them how I've rolled before, but it's never been this bad

I don't wanna watch, but I can't stop, I've never seen him this sad

Now I'm doing full rotations 'round the Earth

Spinnin' so fast I'm causing the Earth's rotation to reverse

Now I'm goin' back in time, I just saw my own birth

Thought this night out at the club would be fun, but it's the worst

(The lesson is)

Don't do drugs