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Artist: Dari Sortica
Canonical path: /dari-sortica/desandou-a-maionese
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Desandou a Maionese
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Desandou a Maionese
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Desandou a maionese, o porco torceu o rabo
O que já andava mal, parece que está parado
Em nome da pandemia tudo subiu no mercado
A costela que eu comia já me olha atravessado
Tô dançando co’a vassoura minha amiga de festa
Já dancei com o meu cachorro, mas o bicho me detesta
Até para dançar valsa, o danado me contesta
A espera de um bom baile é somente o que me resta
Me doeu os cotovelo quando ouvi uma bandinha
Falava de amor perdido, de namoro co’a vizinha
Ai que saudade que dá de dançar uma marchinha
Num bailão cheio de gente da entrada até a cozinha
Não há dinheiro que pague uma roda de amizade
Uma cerveja gelada e carne assada à vontade
Já vai tarde, pandemia, vamos falar a verdade
Desandou a maionese, mas nunca a felicidade
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