Blind Date

Fanny & Chorus

Smooth the Sofa, Plump the Pillows

Dump the Ashtrays, Oh This Dress

Look At Me I Am Shaking All Over,

Shaking All Over

I'm a Mess

Waiting Wondering What I'll Be Thinking

When He Comes Walking Through That Door

What'll Come Walking Through That Door

A Man I Never Saw in My Life Before

Oh,

I Am So Nervous

I Got a Blind Date Waiting to Call On Me (Any Minute Now)

I Got a Blind Date What Am I Gonna See (Any Minute Now)

Right Over There's the Doorway, He Will Be Walking Through

Will He Be Six Foot Eight Or Maybe Four Foot Two (It Could Happen)

I Got a Blind Date Waiting to Come Around (Any Minute Now)

Oy But I'm Nervous Listen to My Heart Pound

Why Do I Need This Headache, Single Is Not a Crime

I Got a Blind Date

An With My Luck He'll Be On Time

I Got a Girlfriend Shirley, Who Says Why Not (She's An Idiot)

This Guy Is a Friend From a Friend of a Friend She Got (Hello, How Do You Do

What An Idiot)

One Thing I Know Is Shirley Ain't Sitting On no Shelf

If He Was Such a Vow She'd Keep Him For Herself (It's Only Natural)

She Says She Is He's Nice and He Deals in Stocks (Sounds Good, But She's An

Idiot)

I'll Bet a Buck He Looks Like Month-old Lox (Also and Idiot)

What Do I Need From Shirley Her and Her Fifty Cup

I Got a Blind Date and I'm Praying He Stands Me Up

Wait Wait, What Am I Praying He Stands Me Up, I'll Stand Him Up. I Smell a Rat

Anyway. Umm. I'm Gonna Hide Under the Bed, He'll Never See Me, He'll Walk in and Look

Around, I Wouldn't Be There, He'll Go Away and That's the End of That.

Perrfect!

Now You Keep Quiet, Not a Word You Hear

You Didn't See a Thing

Oeps There He Is!

Now Quiet Everybody Sssh Quiet!

Blind Date: Rosalie?!

Rosalie: Oi, Oi, Oi

Blind Date: Rosalie?! That's Odd She Doesn't Seem to Be Here

Rosalie: Smart, Smart!

Blind Date: I've Been Stood Up, It's News

Rosalie: Well It's Better Than Put Down

Blind Date: This Has Never Happened Before

Rosalie: What and Ego!

Blind Date: Rosalie?!

Rosalie: Sh, Sh, Sh!

Rosalie: It Worked, It Worked!

He Never Saw Me. Boy Am I Lucky I Didn't See Him Neither,

But I Can Just Imagine What a Lox That One Was.

Rosalie: I Got It Right Her Shirley Was Playing Tricks

Voice: No, No, That's Wrong, You Got It Wrong

Rosalie: Wait, Wait, What That's Not Right?

Voice: No, He Was Gorgeous He Looked Like Rudolph

Rosalie: Rudolph Who?

Voice: Rudolph Valentino

Rosalie: Get Away

Voice: Yeah, the Sheik From Arabia

Rosalie: Not the Phantom From the Opera?

Voice: Uh, Uh

Rosalie: the Sheik From Where?

Voice: the Sheik From Arabia

Rosalie: Get Away

Voice: That's Right

Rosalie: Wait a Minute Is This Person Kidding Me Around Here?

Voice: No, no Absolutely

Rosalie: Get Away

Rosalie: Well That's What Happened I Let Him Get Away

What Do I'll Do Now Maybe Become a Nun (That's Impossible)

I'm Calling Shirley Maybe She'll Bring a Gun

Please Shirley, Even If He's Lon Chaney Fat, Bald Or Short Or Tall

Having a Blind Date Is Better Than Having

No Date, At no Time With no One At All.

Wait a Minute Maybe I Spoke Too Soon

Shirley Get Me Out of Here!

Oh This One Is Cute.