Find Yourself a Man

Time Has Passed. Fanny Has Given Birth to a Daughter, Frances, Who Is Now

Five Months Old, and Fanny Is Going Back Into the New Ziegfeld Show. Eddie

And Mrs. Strakosh Suggest That Fanny's Mother Needs a New Interest in Life.

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Find Yourself a Man--

Mrs. Brice:

You're Demented.

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Find Yourself a Man--

Mrs. Brice:

That's Just What I Need.

Eddie:

You'll See What a Difference It Makes Ev'ry Day.

Mrs. Brice:

Send Me a Letter,

You'll Write Me a Resumé

Mrs. Strakosh:

Just Take Me and Dave--

Mrs. Brice:

Romeo and Juliet--

Eddie:

Dave Is Still Her Slave.

Mrs. Brice:

Send the Slave My Regards!

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Open Your Heart and From Out of the Skies

A Prince On a Horse Will Materialize.

Mrs. Brice:

Boy, Is Some Lucky Prince

Gonna Get a Surprise!

All:

Find a Man!

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Find Yourself a Man,

Mrs. Strakosh:

I Repeat It, Rose.

Mrs. Brice:

Find Myself a Man.

Eddie:

You're Defeated, Rose.

Mrs. Brice:

I'll Hang a Sign Out,

Big Letters That High,

Come in and Sample

You Don't Have to Buy.

Eddie:

Hear a Voice Talk Back.

Mrs. Brice:

I Hear Voices Now.

Mrs. Strakosh:

Money You Don't Lack--

Mrs. Brice:

Why, You've Been Countin'?

Just What I Need Is a Middle-aged Sheik

Whose Uppers and Lowers

Will Click When He'll Speak,

And Life Is a Song 'cause He'll Click and I'll Creak.

All:

Find a Man.

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

The Man That You Select--

Mrs. Brice:

What About Him?

Eddie and Mrs. Strakosh:

Must Treat You With Respect.

Mrs. Brice:

That's Important.

Eddie:

He Must Understand There

Are Rules to Obey,

Not Toy With Your Morals

And Lead You Astray.

Mrs. Brice:

Please, Darling, Let the Man Do Things His Way.

Mrs. Strakosh and Eddie:

Find a Man--

Mrs. Brice:

I'm a Grandmother!

Mrs. Strakosh:

Find a Man--

Mrs. Brice:

You Got Somebody in Mind?

All:

Find Yourself

A Man.