Straight Faced

Tracy, keep a straight face, take me more seriously

Tracy, I got my eye on a maisonette in Leigh-on-sea

When you bent down I think I saw something I shouldn't see

Tracy, I've seen you round Leytonstone recently

I got a compass and sextant

I got a telescope

I got a map of the stars at night

I got a waterproof coat

I checked out the barometer

I read the weathervane

I got sensible walking shoes

I got my walking cane

Tracy, I've been looking down the M11 link road

Tracy, remember how we chained ourselves to the old tree?

Tracy, I've seen you down the pool recently

Tracy, we don't play two shots on the black