Darren Hayman
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The Crocodile

The Crocodile lyrics by Darren Hayman. He had a crocodile on his chest On the shirt he liked the best A shirt that he would love to wear From Fridays into...

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The Crocodile

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He had a crocodile on his chest

On the shirt he liked the best

A shirt that he would love to wear

From Fridays into Sundays

Mondays were a test

She missed him more than she'd confess

She couldn't say why he helped to get by

Mondays through to Fridays

But when she hung around, in a little while

The crocodile was smiling

But when the clock struck ten, she said goodbye

The crocodile would cry

This was something she'd never felt

She was saving herself

She never slept at his house from

That May 'til December

The way he could offend her

By failing to remember

He burnt all his pornography

On a Friday in November

But when she hung around, in a little while

The crocodile was smiling

But when the clock struck ten, she said goodbye

The crocodile would cry

And when she said no

And they would fight

The crocodile asked why

There's a love right here

No-one should fear

Hear the crocodile sigh

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