United Breaks Guitars (Song 2)

What did you mean when you said you were sorry?

I'm a bit confused

I think you are all for wrecking my guitar

But you don't think you do

I found a guy who fixed for twelve hundred bucks

But you tell me that you’re sorry

And it's my tough luck

United sees no need to make anything right

Oh, Mrs. Irlwig!

We don't need to fight

If you just come to your senses

Accept the consequences

Of you letting certain baggage handlers

Smash my property

We could be best buddies

But our friendship has been muddied

By a flawed United Airline policy

I sense tone in your last couple emails

Why is that the case?

Is it that I've got questions

You've got the answers

You don't wanna face

You've gonne dark and silent as a submarine

Leaving me hanging like Apollo thirteen

Adrift in space alone with no ending side

Oh, Mrs. Irlwig way!

We don't need to fight

If you just come to your senses

Accept the consequences

Of you letting certain baggage handlers

Smash my property

We could be best buddies

But our friendship has been muddied

By a flawed United Airline policy

If you just come to your senses

Accept the consequences

Of you letting certain baggage handlers

Smash my property

We could be best buddies

But our friendship has been muddied

By a flawed United Airline policy