Fireflies Parody

You would not believe your eyes

If ten million home supplies

Appeared and taught me how to live

I test out every bed

Look! I'm on a movie set

You'd think me straight

I just can't help but frolic

I like to make myself believe

That I could die here happy

Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me

I think there's something wrong with this TV

Nap time..

I take a thousand steps

When do these arrows end

Either Deja Vu or I've been here before

These employees are jerks

And there arrows don't freaking work

Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you

How to get out of here!!

I like to make myself believe

These magic arrows help me

With every step I'm lost again

My legs can't walk no more

I don't think they have an exit door

How is this a lamp?!?

I find it kind of hard to believe

That there's a food court right next to me

If i never left how did I get here

I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once

Nobody inside made it out!

What are you looking at?!

My points of latitude and longitude are

30 north 100 west

I'll be on the couch that's on your left

I like to make myself believe

That somebody will save me