I Just Held Hands

I just held hands and it felt so good

A women let me put my hand in her hand

Have you ever held hands I did it felt sweet

It felt so good when I did it with my penis.. I mean my hand

A girl let me do it, don't ask me how it happened

Holding hands can make a nice man feel uh.. the same I guess

You'll never guess where I just came from, I held hands

If I had to describe the feeling they were smooth

Mine were a little sweaty, but hers were kinda warm

I called Father Anthony right after I was finished

Oh hey, why you creeping I don't hold hands and tell

if you really wanna know just give it a smell

"Woah guys, check it out, I think he's telling the truth

Dave I wish I was you!"

High five!

I just held hands and it felt so good

A women let me put my hand in her hand

I just held hands, I couldn't ask for more

I felt spark, heart to heart, girl you're the best

I'm gonna tell the world

To be honest I'm not sure if she was really into it

Instead she tried to touch my face and my leg

I ain't one to argue man, we so held hands

She could be my wife, best 3 hours of my life

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me hold her

"Cool story bro, maybe next time she'll let you pwn her!"

"Don't say that, she was sent from above!"

She let me wear my hat and my favorite glove

This ones dedicated to the girls

That let us flop around on top of their hand

If they're big or small weird looking or long

This song goes out to youuu

She was calling up her parents

Doesn't matter held hands

She might have been asleep

Doesn't matter held hands

She even had a boyfriend

Doesn't matter held hands

She didn't have a hand

Still counts!!… "Wait that does not count mister"

We just held hands and it felt "mehhhh… Awesome!!"

A women let me put my hand in her hand

We just held hands, we couldn't ask for me

We felt sparks, heart to heart, girl you're the best

I'm gonna tell the world.