The Real Dax Shady Freestyle

Dr. Dre and Eminem y'all killed it

Need to get that collab

Come on!

Ha, ha, ha!

Ya know what time it is, yeah?

It's Dax!

Oh my God, God, God

Ayy, yuh

Put yo thinking caps on, Dax rapping

This ain't gangsta music, don’t start shooting if I say start clapping

New era, too much hair so I’m not cappin'

Caught lacking, now I roll with a team of deadly assassins (uhh)

I keep a cape inside my backpack

Then Superman that ho! When they be talking out they ass crack

These niggas making memes but the memes making Dax cash

Kevin Hart a nigga, let 'em giggle, I get last laugh

That’s right it’s calculated, premature ejaculated

Did it by myself, no help like I masturbated

They say I’m soft, well, fuck, I’ll get castrated

Sell my balls to one of you haters who can’t make house payments

They full blown AIDS, they killing the youth

Infecting the hoods twisting and distorting the truth

Black on black crime I ain't talking a suit

Boy it ain't cool to be a shooter unless it’s into a hoop

So lemme breakdown societal expectations

They say that I gotta be a nigga but don't tell me just in moderation

Nigga getting shot by the cops while cooperating

Women turning thots for some cock and an operation

Inauguration, I should be the second black president

Get Monica Lewinsky here to get rid off the evidence

Turn the whole White House black

So the residence can say my nigga while I’m terminating terrorists

So who made this society?

Why I gotta wave a fuckin' gun for notoriety?

Why I gotta be a fucking nigga?

When you diss me, but you do real quietly

And say it to yourself in ya head real privately

Now I’m moving they got nothing to say

I was broke down bad, now I’m finding a way

Hit the lot with my team, pull off in a raid

If I eat then we eat, I ain't playing no games, ayy

They don’t know what to do with a nigga

They been trying to act a fool with a nigga

They don’t know what to do with a nigga, ayy, ayy, ayy

In terms of battle rap, boy, I’m batting a thousand

My career is like a hiker I’ve been climbing a mountain

(Oh my God, you suck!)

They be screaming from the bottom

I be waving from the top, asking why are you shouting?

So I jump off, it’s a suicidal mission

Skydiving into mainstream, juvenile divisions

Look like a mumble rapper but I rap with the precision

Of a stan who’s been listening to Eminem revisions

Bumpin' Dr. Dre beats with P. Diddy mannerisms

R. Kelly to the game, I put my key in its ignition

Only difference is I’m grown and I ain't playing

I ain't talking, I ain't beefin', I ain't fighting with you motherfuckin' children

So, will the real Dax please stand up?

Then sit down again, and let the internet clown again

Karma is a bitch and everything they put into the universe

Is gonna go and come around again

So can I get an amen? Say that shit again man

Niggas watching other niggas sorta like a gay man

Facts, they 'bout to make me do time for this track

Go ahead bring that beat right back

It's Dax!

Now I’m moving they got nothing to say

I was broke down bad, now I’m finding a way

Hit the lot with my team, pull off in a raid

If I eat then we eat, I ain't playing no games, ayy

They don’t know what to do with a nigga

They been trying to act a fool with a nigga

They don’t know what to do with a nigga, ayy, ayy, ayy

And dear black community

I ain't trynna don’t go to anymore of these black on black Instagram eulogies