Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Dead Milkmen
Canonical path: /dead-milkmen/beach-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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Beach Song
Read Beach Song lyrics by Dead Milkmen on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Beach Song
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Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane
I don't wanna be on the beach! No!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No!
I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat
No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun.
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