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The Badger Song

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Dead Milkmen Canonical path: /dead-milkmen/the-badger-song Related lyric paths: 6

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The Badger Song

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Out in the woods

Up to no good

I wanna make friends with the badger

The woodchuck likes me

We smoke PCP

I wanna make friends with the badger

I mean it!

I wanna make friends with the badger

For real!

I wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the badger

Get drunk with owls

Drop acid with cows

I wanna make friends with the badger

I'll stand on my head till I'm legally dead

I wanna make friends with the badger

From the heart

I wanna make friends with the badger

You know it

I wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the badger

I wanna make friends with the badger [x2]

The badger's your friend!

Make friends with the badger!

[x4]

The badger's your friend!

I wanna make friends with the badger

Climbing the trees

Spreading disease

I wanna make friends with the badger

I wouldn't lie

I wanna make friends with the badger

He's my buddy

I wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the badger

I wanna make friends with the badger [x2]

The badger's your friend!

Make friends with the badger!

[x3]

The badger's your friend!

Make love to the badger!

The badger's your friend!

I wanna make friends with the badger

Smoking the leaves

I do what I please

I wanna make friends with the badger (BlbBlbBlb)

I wanna make friends with the badger (AAAAHHHH!)

I wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the

Wanna make friends with the badger

I wanna make friends with the badger

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