2 Much 2 Drink

For a minute there

I thought i had writer's block

And i'd be taking my jewelry

To the pawn shop

I was so distressed

My life was a mess

I needed a new rap

Baby doll was in the nest

Max was being oh so quiet

There was tension in the house

You couldn't hide it

I was sittin' there

Thinkin' of a caper

But no new rhymes

Appeared on the paper

I was gettin' real edgy

And then the devil said "yo dee dee"

Why don't you have a little drink

It might help you to think

It might make a new rap

Come into to your head

Baby doll wouldn't know

She's still in bed

2 much 2 drink

2 much 2 drink

Well i am very fond

Of irish baileys cream

Maybe things

Ain't so bad as they seem

What's to fear

Just one little beer

A heineken

Would be fun

And without thinking

I just started drinking

Singles and doubles

Forgetting my troubles

I was having such a good time

And everything started to rhyme

I couldn't stand up

I had two left feet

I felt real rubbery

So i took a seat

I was pretty drunk

And i could hardly think

I guess i've had

Too much to drink

2 much 2 drink

2 much 2 drink

I know i am in trouble

And i am miserable

The birds are singin'

And i feel like hell

I better get up

And brush my teeth

And make myself

Something to eat

And leave those bottles

Up on the shelf

And become

My own self

No more liquor

I ain't gonna blow it

From now on

I'll be the sober poet

No more whiskey

No more gin

'cause one ain't enough

And neither is ten

No more whiskey no more gin

Ya just get in trouble

When you're havin'

2 much 2 drink

2 much 2 drink