Emergency

Hello this is Dee Dee

You must be a nut

What do you want?

I'm gonna hang up

Please sir please, just one minute

There's big trouble and you're in it

Your wife is at The Ritz with another guy

She's been drinking we think she's pretty high

We're all scared to death and we don't know what to do

We thought we better get ahold of you

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

Pick up your phone

Emergency

Callin' Mr. Dee Dee

We know you're home

Pick up your phone

She's always in trouble, can't take anymore

Put on my coat and I'm out the door

Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab

I was soaking wet and boiling mad

She never gives me no damned respect

I've been good to her if I'm not correct

Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac

Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

Pick up your phone

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

We know you're home

Pick up your phone

Now listen Baby Doll, you've been busted

I should have known that you can't be trusted

That ain't your uncle and that ain't soda pop

I'm just about to blow my top

But I'll forgive you

You know I will

Get your coat while I pay the bill

Next time go shopping if you want a thrill

Now it's time for you to chill

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

Pick up your phone

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

We know you're home

Pick up your phone

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

Pick up your phone

Emergency

Calling Mr. Dee Dee

We know you're home

Pick up your phone