Catch Me If You... Nah

He started running ducking jumping 'cause the fuzz were coming

He'd rather run, see his mum get another clubbing

Man he's in for it, it's fucking ridiculous

One little hit and now he's running like [?] did

(Fuck I'm not into this)

He's getting chased with sticks for this shit

By a hundred and sixty pigs

He was splashing up the numerous tagging

Till he sees a pig van full of luminous jackets

So he hit the staircase like full speed

Mr. Barefaced he never went to school (please)

He's a geezer, twice as cool as what the police are

Nee-naw nee-naw, nah me neither

Laters mate, I'm a race away

Play the game escape till my trainers break

A stupid twat, he ran through some student flats

And by the time he reached the top floor his shoes collapsed

Now he's itching, walking round the kitchen of a college dorm

Pants he was shitting while the pigs are at the bottom floor

He thought: Fuck it, I'm a take a chance

Jump straight out this window and break my arms

(Try this fucking win-oo ah, actu- hang on

Woah woah woah woah woah, nah I don't think so)

He had a change of heart and gathered his thoughts

Uh if I jump out this window then I'm bound to get caught

He's down to the naughts

He remembered back in the days

There were some heads in these flats who were actually safe

We could hear the hip-hop and all the rapping for days

'Cause their window backed onto where we sat and we blazed

So he walked round knocking on the doors until he found them

And said Have you heard about the police I'm not about them

They said Hell yeah man come inside, have a sit down

A tall glass of whiskey and a Marlboro light

You need a shirt that's just not as bright

And you can walk fucking free from the cops tonight

He thought safe

Rolled out rocking the garms, of the foreign guys upstairs

Dropping their bars

He walked straight out the back car park with the police in

Uh, boy in a red t-shirt have you seen him?

He said Nah mate and they didn't even question it

The shirt that he borrowed's a description that'll never fit

Clever kid, otherwise known as the Melonskin

Chase him forever but you'll never get ahead of him

Uhh, seem to have lost visual

Okay I've lost contact with the male in particular

He was walking around here somewhere but uhh

I've sat on my taser

I woke up in a pile of sweat

Sorry