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Artist: Dirty Dike
Canonical path: /dirty-dike/hi-i-m-james
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Hi I'm James
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Hi I'm James
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Hi, I'm James
Nice name and quite safe
I take drugs like life's my Friday
And why change this by the dislike of my mates
I'm great, fine, mate
Life by the mind state
Ryhmes that your wife hates pile up in my brain
I might spray when confined to a tight space
(Why do I end up in so much shit?)
Because Dike is a headfuck to so much chicks
I've grown up quick
I'm known as a no-love prick
But don't judge this
I float plus I thrown up sick
And if you can't take a joke, you can go suck dick
Grow nuts, bitch and go blow your own trumpet
'Cos I don't wanna know if you don't love this
I just open my nose, poke coke up it
Do the opening show for some promo kid
Then go home with a slut for some close up shit
I'm just normal
Ordinary sort of a happy guy
Bored of the passion life
Forcing the appetite
And sure I'm a rapper like the rest of you wannabes
But got belief in projection of honesty
Left at the bottom seein' stress and a lot of grief
Kept what I wanna keep seperate from what I speak
I've never yet ever met what I wanna be
I rep for my policy and step with the God in me
Head's got a lock and key box in a block of dreams
Lost with the nonsense I constantly gotta speak
Fuck off
You're a ponce and I'm proper deep
Wandering off with these monsters that follow me
(Uh-um, did you see him?)
(Did you see him over there? Nah, that wasn't him)
(Yeah, over there, that was not him)
(Mr. Dikestar, yeah)
Gobshite Dikestar
On it with the small talk
It's Jimbo
Bogging it on all fours
(Fire for your fassy and battyman paramores)
Put your hands up and trip as I puke on the floor
Gobshite Dikestar
On it with the small talk
It's Jimbo
Bogging it on all fours
(Fire for your fassy and battyman paramores)
Put your hands up and trip as I puke on the floor
I don't know what the fuck James is talking 'bout
I don't understand what fuck James says
I met him once
And whatever James was saying
Is some real heavy shit to James
'Cos it's real meaningful shit to James
'Cos at the end of every sentence
He ended off with yaw
He meant that fuck that he just said
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