All I Want For Christmas

I know that last year

I asked for way too many things on my Christmas wishlist

But not this year

I'm narrowing it down, now

'Cause I know exactly what I want

And I'm only gonna ask for what I want

I know Hogwarts would be better

If that bed-wetter didn't show his face 'round anymore

But I know, I know you've been trying

Trying to make this happen

I beg of you, I plead of you, I dream for you, I scream for you

To try a little harder

Voldemort

If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year

It's to make Harry Potter disappear

Oh Voldemort

If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year

It's to make Harry Potter disappear

I don't want a Firebolt

I don't want a wand

Don't want Hermione to wake up and find Crookshanks gone

I don't want Hagrid covered in boils

I don't even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle

I don't want Weasley to eat his own turds

Don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third

Don't want any of these things, I really don't care

I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear

I don't want no Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

Don't even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means

All I'm really asking of you pretty pretty please

Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees

Voldemort

If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year

It's to make Harry Potter disappear

Oh Voldemort

If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year

It's to make Harry Potter disappear, yeah!

Voldemort

There is one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year

It's to make Harry Potter disappear

Oh Voldemort

There is one thing that I want you to bring me for Christmas this year

It's to make Harry Potter disappear