Caitlyn And Haley

HALEY

Caitlyn is growing

She grew two inches just last year

Mom says Caitlyn's becoming a woman

Caitlyn got louder

She's always talking on the phone

Caitlyn wears earrings and lipstick

Caitlyn got a cell phone

Caitlyn got a license

Caitlyn got a boyfriend

Caitlyn gets everything

Caitlyn won't play with me anymore

Like she used to

Won't help me with my homework

Like she did before she grew

Caitlyn tells stories that aren't true

She told mom she was sleeping over at Julie's

But I saw her go out with that slimy guy

With hair allover his face

Caitlyn's now friends with the bullies

Who in middle school she swore forever to hate

Caitlyn is bad now

Caitlyn is stealing mom's money

Caitlyn won't laugh at my jokes anymore

Caitlyn says I am not funny

And Caitlyn is dressing like a whore

Caitlyn is growing

I saw her smoke a cigarette

Mom says, "Caitlyn's becoming a woman"

But if Caitlyn is a woman

I don't wanna be a woman quite yet

CAITLYN

Haley's a baby

She hasn't started puberty

Haley is stealing my sport's bras

Haley's flat-cheasted

She's always looking through my drawers

Haley is still wearing scrunchis

Haley got annoying

Haley's gotten younger

Haley's gotten needy

Haley wants everything

Haley is mad I moved out of room

I put my stuff in the attic

Haley just cries when she can't get her way

She's way too dramatic

Haley says I act erratic

She probably got that from mom

She's always acting mean to my boyfriend

She locks herself up in her room

Whenever he comes by

Haley won't ride in my car now

She says it smells way too smokey inside

Haley is acting like a baby

She has no friends but mom and dad

Haley loves sharing my secrets

And telling on me when I do something bad

Haley's a baby

Was I that young at her age?

I tell all my friends

She's just going through a stage

BOTH

I wish Caitlyn(Haley) would stop(start) growing

HALEY

I wish Caitlyn still played foursquare

CAITLYN

I wish Haley did

BOTH

I wish

HALEY

Caitlyn didn't date those guys

CAITLYN

I wish Haley didn't cry so much

HALEY

I wished Caitlyn move back in

CAITLYN

I wish Haley had tough skin

BOTH

I wish I had my sister back

My stupid, ugly sister back

We stop ourselves then get real fat

Sneak down the stairs for a midnight snack

I hope we're on an upward track

I'll sign a form

I'll make a pact

She'll make up all the parts I lack

If I can have my sister back