Batman VS Sherlock Holmes

[Batman]

Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck

I had alfred read your books, he told me they suck

I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash

I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash

You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets

While you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteries

Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can

So bring it on, bitch

I'm Batman!

[Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson]

I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain

Holmes explain!

I deduce this douce stain as bruce wayne

The billionaire?

Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours

To afford the toys his needs

Since he has no superpowers!

You want to battle, bat? Bring it then

I heard he has a British butler

Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by englishmen!

You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill

My sidekick's a doctor

Because his flows are so ill!

[Batman]

Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat it

My sidekick only comes around

[Robin]

When he's needed!

Boy wonder make a wonder how your ass got killed

Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville

I'll bust you with that bat whack rap repellant

Rappel a buildin', snatch a villain and by dinner be chilling

Gotta sing about your homegirl Irene Adler

Took her back to my nest to bam pow kersplat her

I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!

Holy Conan Doyle, let's get 'em!

Aw God damn!

[Batman]

You're not smart, you're selfish, you endanger everyone's life

Why don't you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?

Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard

You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!

[Sherlock Holmes]

This mustn't register on an emotional level

First: Exploit childhood tragedy

Then gesture with pipe

Watson finishes punchline

Next: Acknowledge compliment

Conclude with killer catchphrase

I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face

You're shamed and traumatized

And haunted by the vast disgrace

Of watching like a passive waste

As momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!

[Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson]

Holmes, you've cracked the case!

You're a bat shit crazy basket case!

Bloody good rhymes!

I've got tonnes!

Dissing these dynamic douchebags was

Elementary, my dear Watson