Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton

[Hillary Clinton]

I've been in this game too long

I'm a public servant

Have been since I met MLK in person

I'm a woman of the people

That's for certain

You're a man of the people

Who don't like turbans

I was living in the West Wing

While you were professional wrestling

You got skin like Russian dressing

From too much Russian investing

You been going bankrupt since the 90's

If I was Iran you couldn't find me

You don't care about the job, Trump

You just think the desk is shiny

I said that I respect your children

But that wasn't quite right, yo

Looking like some extras from American Psycho

First name is Hillary, Middle name Rodham

Last name is Clinton and lyrics I got 'em

You fire celebrities on The Apprentice

Mutha fucka, I fire Bin Laden

Crack!

How do I say this?

You're racist

Ohh, You must get so pissed

That your hands are too small

To stop and frisk

So you use your fingers to touch chicks

She's only 12 years old

That's enough, shit

But She's married sir

Just gotta get pushy

That's your daughter!

Well, grab her by the pussy

That's assault, brotha

Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka

You don't know shit about steaks, yucka

But the ones on the 8th are great

Mutha fucka

Better save the date

I'm gonna rock the vote

Bad bitch on the scene

Like Murder She Wrote

So go ahead Donald let me see you flow

I brought Michelle's speech

Borrow some quotes!

[Donald Trump]

Let me just say

I respect all females

But your rhymes are trash

Put 'em next to your emails

Our country's in crisis

Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?

That might not be exactly true

But I don't do politeness

You wanna talk about misogyny

Your Bill's worse than Cosby

He left a mess on that dress

Like you left in Benghazi

You wanna break the glass ceiling

Hillary I sense it

But the only crack you'll find

Is my ass pressed agaisnt it

The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail

You don't have the stamina baby, you're frail

This will be just like '08 when you fail

But Trump will appoint you to jail

How do I say this?

You're a 2

And you almost lost the primary

To a socialist Jew

What do the American people

Gotta yankee doodle do

To get it throught your fat face

That they're just not that into you

They want a strong male leader

Who can stand up to China

Not a crooked little wishy washy

Bleeding heart vagina

I'm gonna run these streets like I run my Casinos

More police

And less latinos

While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks

I'll create jobs

Tearing down mosques

Then I'll use all the best rocks

From the site to build a wall

Dip it in gold and make Mexico

Pay for it all!

I'll make this country great again

We'll all be living large

I'll tell Congress: You're fired

And put Charles in charge

Cause this whole system's rigged

And we all know the riggers

For the last 8 years

This country's been run by

[Abraham Lincoln]

Are you fucking kidding me

With this blah blah blah

I've half a mind to feed you both

To my oversized

I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ

You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed!

I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit

If this is the best my party gets

Then my party should quit!

I'm sorry

Did I say something that you found funny?

Wipe that creepy ass smile off your face

And beat this dummy

And if she does win the White House

Be a man and hold the door

Don't get your fans stirred up

In some sorta Twitter civil war

Here's an equal opportunity

Smack down in the sequel

That's of the people

By the people

For the people

Eagle!