Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson

[Thomas Jefferson]

When in the course of human events

It becomes necessary for a battle to commence

Then kplow!

I hit 'em with the illness of my quill

I'm endowed

With certain unalienable skills

Let me run down my resume

Will ya?

Set up a little place called the United States

Sound familiar?

I told King George he could eat a fat dick

When it comes to declaration I'm the first draft pick

I'll topple any tyrant

So kings and pirates beware!

I'm so down with revolutions

I invented the swivel chair!

I've many volumes on my shelves, it's true

But I've yet to read the three books you wrote about you!

Looking like a skunk in a three piece suit

Didn't come back from Paris to battle Pepe Le Pew

First Secretary of State

VP number two

Not to mention third president

The fuck'd you do?

[Frederick Douglass]

You finished?

Okay

Straight outta bondage!

A brainy mother fucker here to diss you

Big hair, big nuts, big issues

Starting with your nickel

There's a real declaration

Heads for racist

Tails for a slave plantation

You're a soft white Monticello Marshmallow

Watching my people sweat while you sat playing cello

Hello!

But now you're facing me, Freddy D

I'd never work for your ass, but I'll kick it for free

Your stone face on Rushmore ain't nothing

Check my photos

Now that's real muggin'

The face of a free man

Taught himself to read, man

No compromise, you couldn't whip a 5th of me, man!

You got a self evident truth of your own

You let freedom ring

But never picked up the phone!

[Thomas Jefferson]

Oh Frederick

I've never heard a verse I dug less

Alright I admit it, I confess

I participated in a broken system that I hated

But I needed to keep my financial status situated

And the words I used were: Hideous blot

To describe the slave trade and the pain it hath brought

And I fought to stop the trade of new slaves in Virginia

When I ran the whole state and still made it home for dinner

So forgive me, I was busy

Man, I had a lot to do

But we did it

You're free now

So, we cool?

[Frederick Douglass]

This ain't Louisiana man

I ain't buying it

You talk about freedom, but you ain't applying shit!

So no, we ain't cool

You founding absentee father

You had six babies with your slave mama

And never even bothered

To free her when you died

On the 4th of July

It's a very important holiday

But what the fuck does it mean to this guy?

Cause I celebrate December 6th, 1865

The day the 13th damn amendment was ratified

And I ceased to be an alien to your unalienable rights

And We, the People stopped meaning

We the people, who are white!

Man, you did some good things

I ain't denying your fame

I'm just saying, they need to put an asterisk

Next to your name