Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye

[Sir Isaac Newton]

Of all the scientific minds in history

They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?

I'm a master, I discovered gravity!

I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree

You're no match for me, you got a bach degree

I got a unit of force named after me!

You want a battle guy? That's a crazy notion

When I start flowing, I stay in motion

First Law!

Did you catch that?

Or did it go too fast to detect?

Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop

Or another wacky sound effect

I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift!

I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with

You waste time debating creationists

While I create the science you explain to kids

[Bill Nye]

Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show

But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow

And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride

What'd you do with the back half of your life?

You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank

And you sure didn't have no wife! Oooh!

You wrote a book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body

Your work on orbits was exemplary

But your circle of friends was shoddy!

You don't wanna mess with the guy Bill Nye!

I rap sharp like a needle in your eye

Stick to drinking that Mercury

Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat!

[Sir Isaac Newton]

Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest

You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes!

Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction

Except for when we both start rapping!

I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding

And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind

You're standing in!

And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half of your age to rebut

The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson]

Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?

We got a badass over here

Plus I got your back, Nye

Astrophysics black guy

Hayden Planetary fly

By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "i"

As in I put the swag back in science

While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz

And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business

The universe is infinite

But this battle is finished