Jim Henson VS Stan Lee

[Stan Lee]

Greetings heroes

Stan Lee's here to battle

It's the mind behind The Hulk

Against the geek beneath the Fraggles

I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man

With a secret identity of a super MC

Whose raps are as dark as my shades

Leave you squealing like

MEMEMEMEMEMEME

You're in trouble now Jimmy, you dirty old hippie

Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy

Heck, that face on your neck ain't sexy

You're one part Sweetums

The other part Skeksis

Step up to Lee and get your butt kicked

Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis

I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code

So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road

[Jim Henson]

I'm glad you got that out

That anger can clutter your mind

But you're a creative man Stanley (Yeah)

So let's just leave it behind

Cause I can sense your tension

Once the verbal fencing starts commencing

There is no defense against the dents

Jim Henson is dispensing

And I'm clenching all your strings like you're a puppet in suspension

Call your superhero friends in

Yeah, cause you're gonna need Avenging

Let me mention

I'm impressed by all the vision that it took

For you to sign your name

On all of Jack Kirby's comic books

[Stan Lee]

Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine (THWIP)

That was a low blow, he did his own Thing

And now you've made it clobbering time (SPLONK)

You taught children to count and spell

Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder

Than you flopped on SNL

I'm telling you Henson

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

I'm a marvel of a party pooper

I'll snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick

And put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper

I'm sorry Jim

Sometimes I can't control my rage

Honestly, there's a lot of things that you can't control at my age

But the truth is I miss ya, you were gone too soon

You were like watching a beautiful sunset

At noon

[Jim Henson]

Ah Stan don't be sad

We all have a time to go (Yeah)

Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago

But the Four will always be Fantastic

The Hulk will always be Incredible

The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible

There is no beef between us

We're two minds of the same kind

And there is no man who could ever muck

With what we've left behind

[Walt Disney]

M-I-C

I rock the mic properly

K-E-Y

Turning profits, I've got the key

I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably

The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property

So get back to work!

That's my dime you're wasting!

I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating

Ah, you belong to Disney

Which means you stay busy

Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy

Artists begging me to stop

I won't let 'em!

Labor conditions in my shop?

I don't sweat 'em!

I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic

With only 3 circles

I dominate the planet!

Clearly there's nobody near me

I'm owning this battle!

In fact, I own this whole series

So hop on my Steamboat, boys

But don't rock it!

I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket

You'll be safe and insured when you're under my employ

Now look at it!

Gaze upon my empire of joy!