Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD

[EpicLLOYD]

This is one vid kid

That you won't ever survive

I'll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe

You'll be good at rapping someday

I promise bro

But for now just stick to editing

That gay ass Monday show

I'll slaughter your water color unicorns

Eat'em for breakfast

Then leak to YouTube

Your middle name is Alexis

I can tell you're scared

Just from the body language I'm reading

You should start leaving

Look! Your hairline's already retreating

Nice peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits

Everyone knows your page in just place the rap battles live

Dude you're really huge on YouTube

You got a great career

But remember you got famous off of my idea

[Nice Peter]

The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie

But I'm the one who had the brains

To let a midget play the bad guys

Look at you or let me just tell you what I see

You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me

I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler

Take the mustache away you look more like Bette Midler

You big tooth chompy face horse looking prick

You and Bill O'reilly can both suck my dick

[EpicLLOYD]

You're taller than I am, but you look up to me

The guy who got you your first job in comedy

[Nice Peter]

I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus

You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris

[EpicLLOYD]

You a musician?

That's a kinda stretching

You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression

[Nice Peter]

You look like a thumb!

Where'd you even come from?

It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum

[EpicLLOYD]

I'm gonna knock you right outta your little superman socks

You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock

[Nice Peter]

Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit

Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!