Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II

[EpicLLOYD]

Hey can you put that, uh little thing back

Down in there?

No no no, the one below it

[Nice Peter]

You're just a little up in my face right now

[EpicLLOYD]

Oh, I'm sorry

Am I being annoying?

'Cause you said we'd be done at 10

And it's 4 in the morning

[Nice Peter]

Look I don't know how to say this

But you know what, fuck it

Let me just fucking say it

[Nice Peter]

I'm fucking burnt out man, it's been six years every day

That I wake up and come to work to look at your hungover face

I need some personal space to get away from your screaming

But every time I turn my back motherfucker you start scheming

To take over control of some shit I'm already doing just fine

We'd have more subs than PewDiePie if you didn't fight me every time

I try to take our little baby in a creative direction

I'm trying to make art motherfucker

You're trying to find a rhyme for erection

I'm sorry man

No, I'm fucking not, fuck you!

You're second class, that's why I let you run ERB2

You're so afraid to lose

But losing's all you do

And tonight I'm not quitting the battles

Bitch, I'm quitting you

[EpicLLOYD]

Quit me then you pussy, we'll see what happens

I'll sit back and watch you unravel and revel in pure satisfaction

I'm out of compassion for you and your self-righteous bullshit

Erection jokes dude?

Your whole name means dick

I'm sick of smoothing things out

The same routine

ERB2 is right

I'm covering your ass behind the scenes

And then I try to tell you things

But you're too stubborn to understand

Like: Dude, that is not a cool way to play Batman!

You manipulate your friends, and then you throw them away

I don't know who you shit on worse: Myself or Dante

But I'm not an entrée at one of your fancy restaurants

So quit eating up my time picking one of your fancy fonts

And make a fucking decision

So all these people can leave

Excuse me for interrupting Rocket League and smoking weed

They got places to be

And now they're looking at me

Nice Diva is my new name for you Nice Pete

[Nice Peter]

And doink!

Nice punchline bro

Your jokes haven't grown since you told them in a lunch line bro

You're an eight-year-old boy stuck inside a whatever year old man

Look at me I'm EpicLLOYD

Check me out I can

Rap about my problems instead of solving them

If you wanna heal you gotta deal with your issues cause a bottle's not stopping them

[EpicLLOYD]

Don't take this battle there dude

You don't want that at all

Let me guess, right now you're on two beers

And a pill and a half of Adderall

And that makes you obsessive and then you fuck up all the fun

So why don't you trust the editors and stop changing their shit after they're done

[Nice Peter]

Yo don't try to paint me as some compulsive little jerk

If you weren't so cheap we could hire some editors that do good work

Who you think just

Oh that's real funny Andrew

[EpicLLOYD]

Aw c'mon, now what the fuck did I do?

Allrounda Beats

[EpicLLOYD]

What?

[Nice Peter]

Yo, who the fuck left the tag in?

[EpicLLOYD]

Thanks

[Nice Peter]

Yeah

[EpicLLOYD]

Hey, Allrounda can you put the

Yeah and the little, uh, nice

[Nice Peter]

We cool guys?

[ERB Crew]

Yeah, I guess so

Okay I've got the card

Did you dump it?

Get your mark

Quiet please

Here we go

And

Action!

[Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD]

Yo, I guess what I'm saying, man

(I've fought with my wife)

Is that I'm running out of patience, man

(And gone under the knife)

I'm a patient man, but sometimes

(And I've taken years off)

You need to be a patient, man

(Of the back of my life)

I got the same shit that I was dealing with

(Man, since right in the beginning)

At the very beginning!

(We been fighting, No one's winning)

I'm trying to get somewhere with it, man

(People would kill to do what we do for a living)

But all your bitching

Is keeping my wheels spinning

[Nice Peter]

That was weird

[EpicLLOYD]

Yup

[Nice Peter]

I'm sorry about some of the things that I said

[EpicLLOYD]

I'm sorry about the way you played Batman

[Nice Peter]

I think I just need a break

[EpicLLOYD]

Yeah, me too

[Nice Peter]

You wanna write a song?

[EpicLLOYD]

Yeah dude!