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Artist: Epic Rap Battles Of History
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Oprah VS Ellen
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Oprah VS Ellen
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[Ellen DeGeneres]
Hey God, it's me, Ellen
Can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman?
I'll make her head spin
When it comes to rhymes I got a penchant
So battling me is your intention
I better mention
You're about to get licked by a lesbian!
Oh! Knock you off your throne
Take a shot at everything you own
I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say
[Dr. Phil]
I think you better just leave her alone
[Ellen DeGeneres]
You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe
Is chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces
[Oprah Winfrey]
I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat
Because I got something for ya!
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak choke ya!
Girl, your show's a petting zoo
You do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into drunk kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage
I'm a nominated actress
Name synonymous with power!
Spell it forwards or backwards
[Ellen DeGeneres]
Yes, you've got that power (power)
And yes I've got those kittens (kittens)
I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Kick you right back to the miracle mile
I thought I told ya
Your daytime reign is over
I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofá
From ABC to LGBT
To NBC and now it's all me
I'm the best MC and the biggest star
I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car
[Oprah Winfrey]
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady!
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suitpants, baby
You follow my lead
Cause I paved the road for ya
You drive behind me in a second-hand Porsche
Check the fortune 500
I'm a media wonder
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number
Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash, honey!
Once you go Oprah
[Stedman Graham]
You can't go back
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