Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga

[Sarah Palin]

Oh boy!

Look what we have here

A transvestite with a keyboard

Trying to be freak of the year

Your voice sounds like a rooster

Having sex with a frog

They put a lot of lipstick on you

But you still look like a dog

Put down that teacup honey

Go put on some pants and

Stop letting little monsters

Teach you how to dance and

You may be gaga

But you ain't a lady at all

I've seen those outfits you've been wearing

That takes big balls

[Lady Gaga]

I think I'd rather elect a smurf than vote for you

Governor of Alaska?

That's like the principal of a home school!

You are the sum of everything I despise

With the most dysfunctional family

Since the Jackson fucking five

Just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went

Go back to your igloo

Spend some time with your kids before they're pregnant

Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do

I think the truth is, sarah, my music just scares you

[Sarah Palin]

The music doesn't scare me, I'm a mother of five!

I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive

Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna

Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha!

[Lady Gaga]

I sound more intelligent than you when I fart

I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art

You don't belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game

History will regret you like John McCain