Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar

[Shaka Zulu]

Iwisa, meet Caesar

He's a commander

Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savannah

But when I go hand to hand with you, I go hammer

Knock off his dome

Wrap it up in his own banner

Send it back to Rome with a message from the Zulu

If you battle Shaka

This will happen to you

If you cross that equator you'll head straight into a massacre

And get fucked by more than just Cleopatra in Africa

[Julius Caesar]

You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper

I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cipher?

Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline

And I'm ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens

So you should take your cow skin shield and hide under it

You're fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate

I'm first of the Empire and the last of the Republicans

And hunting you accompanied by legions of my countrymen

Ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker

Doc J dunk on you like

Boom Shakalaka!

So don't go rattling your sticks at me

If I wanted to shake spears

I'd waggle my biography

[Shaka Zulu]

Right I've heard of your play

Tell me how does it end?

Oh yes

You get stabbed many times by your friends

So, whatcha gonna do with your Roman swords?

When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns

Of the Zulu (warriors!)

Trained on thorns

To dismember any emperor's pasty white hordes

I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah

And everyone knows you're just a chicken, Caesar

[Julius Caesar]

Oooh can I be a hyena?

Cause I'm going to laugh

I'll pave roads with the bones of your goat herding ass

First my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest

Then I'll decimate your horns, you can't outflank the best

Let your reserves come at me

My ballista's cocked and (ready!)

When I take (aim!)

I always keep my whole crew (steady!)

Because there's no use in murdering you and your heathen

You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten