Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky

[Tony Hawk]

I can skate better than this church boy turd can

Not Cash Money

It's just Wayne versus Birdman

You got your whole league to protect and adore you

So which goon's gonna take this battle for you?

I'm a dude who blew up extreme sports

That nose looks like it's seen extreme snorts

I mean, look at that thing

That slope is gigantic!

Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic

And all that ice underneath you will be melted into water

When I hit you with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter

You're old and you're basic

Your talent is fading

And Oiler alert

You're about to get traded

I drop rhymes like I'm dropping into a half pipe

I'll thrash this asswipe

Hit you like a hash pipe

Keep your mittens on, Gretzky

You're too clean

I got this covered like gravy on poutine

[Wayne Gretzky]

That verse was rough

Damn, Tony

So let me smooth it out, like I'm a damn Zamboni

I'm the greatest ever when I play hockey

But on the microphone I don't play, Hawkey

This is a street fight, T-Hawk, show some respect

If you don't, then you'll get a slap shot to the deck

And I take a Flyer down, bird, you're getting wrecked

So you best prepare for arrival and cross check

Hey, let me tell you what putting a puck in the net's worth

Double what you bank in bucks

Check my net worth

And my hot wife

The only woman in the world for Wayne

You're on your fourth wife

Talk about the X-Games

There was one big trick that you ever did

That you got out-spun by a 12-year old kid

Oh, you like finger flips?

How 'bout one of these?

Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees

[Tony Hawk]

Great one, Wayne

Let me say something, Wayne

I got 99 problems and you ain't one Wayne

You'll catch a pop-shove it to the mullet if you tempt me

Your threats are like my swimming pools, bruh

Empty

[Wayne Gretzky]

Let's skip the kickflips and McTwists

You'll be speechless after three periods like an ellipsis

This goofy-footed geek straight getting smoked

Got you down on your kneepads

Sorry bout the deke joke

[Tony Hawk]

You should hit the buzzer 'cause it's time to change lines

You put that joke in a top shelf of lame rhymes

This ain't typical sports

I use centripetal force

While you prance around in four-pound icy diaper shorts

I try to watch you on TV

But I can't see the puck

Hockey used to have guts

But now the teams mighty suck

I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do

Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes

[Wayne Gretzky]

Time out!

Let's talk about athletic achievements

You and I have so many world records between us

184

And that's plenty of them

And I set 183 of them!

Undisputed, unrefuted G.O.A.T.

You've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3

Too far ahead for you to catch up

For true sports fans this was finished

As soon they heard the match up