Sex Wars

We were soldiers in a bloody sex war

without a clue about what we'd signed on for

But we fought the good fight

and we fucked each other down

I sucked the venom out of your bite

went back for another round

Of your sloppy sloppy buffet

watching the chips falling where they may

and we tried it my way

and then we tried it yours

Stopping traffic on the highway

with our public intercourse

Of course we did, now didn't we?

And there was no remorse

no regrets of any kind

We were so unsightly but we paid no mind

It was a sex war

and we were watching it unwind

from our front-row seats

on the front lines

And we were wild-eyed

shell-shocked

messed-up

cracked actors ready for our close up

We were fighting for a perverse future

for every man, woman, child, and computer

And we had our instructions

so we marched into the fray

where I sampled your love suction

and you showered in my spray

And you didn't know who you were shooting at

I didn't care that your boobies were booby trapped

We were all in this together

it was just like Vietnam

Except with a whole lot more leather

and a whole lot less napalm

Less napalm

We watched in wonder as the enemy gets

on the receiving ends of our bayonets

It was a sex war

No truce in sight

Sending home body bags

on every cargo flight

And we were killing machines

letting out our gun slides

Sex marines, semper fi!

Her heart's racing every night as we hunker

in the dirty confines of our love bunker

This is a sex war

and we ain't going AWOL

Letting God sort 'em out

after we kill 'em all

And we were overstimulated American heroes

Fighting to prevent the next sex ground zero

Notified by unwanted knocks upon your front doors

Fresh kills, casualties of sex wars