Klown Repellent

[Verse 1:]

I was barely fifteen, just a newbie to high school,

Full blown puppy love cooled me like ice cubes,

She was seventeen, Raven's blond and beautiful, a

Little punk rock chick, just a tad unusual, she had

A boyfriend named Klown, really lived up to his name,

I guess he's kind of like me, spells his name with a

"K", so we started hanging out, just me and Raven,

Now I'm chilling on her floor just hoping and praying,

So I finally grew so balls and just asked her to kiss

Me, she rubbed her thigh against mine, then proceed to

Diss me, she says that's not something you ask, next

Time just do it, then she smiled and touched my hand

Man I felt so foolish, I told her I just got a page,

It's my home boy Joose, I said I'm sorry baby girl,

But I got to break loose, she could tell it was a lie

Because my face was beat red, but I tried to smooth

And keep a cool head, as I ran out her door, I tossed

My skateboard to the street, then I almost fell over

As it got caught up in my feet, so I picked it up and

Ran, what more could I do, then I hopped on the bus

And really went to see Joose...

[Hook:]

She's Raven, high school, my first real crush,

We were close for about a year, then we simply

Lost touch, with her face so divine, and her skin

A pink pale, to this day, she's the reason why I

Love pig tails [x2]

[Verse 2:]

So it's a couple of days later, I'm cold chilling on

The side walk, up strolls the homey Kwerk, chirping

On the sly talk, he says Klown's looking for you and

He's going to kill you, so I simply said why,

What the hell did I do, he says you tried to kiss Raven,

And he knows that's not right, plus they just broke up,

He's going to punch out your lights, when up peddles

Mr. Klown on a busted ten speed, he says you better

Stay away from my girl if you want to continue to breathe,

So I took a step back, took a breath and said whoa, I

Don't even know what happened, I'm just trying to go

Home, I guess this must of pissed him off, because he's

Got that death stare, so I looked into his face and put

My finger in the air, all right that didn't happen, but

I swear I wasn't frighten, so I just held my ground,

Told him I wasn't down for fighting, then something weird

Happened, he just turned around and left, I looked at

Kwerk kind of crazy, gave a smile and took to steps, so

Now I'm strolling down Broadway, rolling with the flow

Of traffic, replaying it in my mind, I can't believe

That nothing happened, so now I'm in a full sprint, racing

On my way home, I have to go and call Raven and breathe

Heavy in the phone...

[Hook]